What do men say to their wives when they visit their mistresses?

Even the heroes of the film “What else do men talk about" argued that leaving home from a mistress is a whole art. But no less cunning is required for unfaithful husbands to visit their passion unnoticed by their wife. "Rambler" studied the relevant forums and found out what tricks are resorted to by those who like to go left. Spelling and punctuation of the authors preserved.

Among the most common tricks are urgent business trips, car repairs, helping a best friend with a move, repairs, and so on. At the same time, experienced walkers to the left are advised to use that friend whom the wife does not love. Some, instead of friends, resort to the help of their parents, or even arrange “meetings of graduates” for themselves.

Esk: “The easiest thing, in my opinion, is to tell your wife that you don't have a day off and you need to work. If you have an acquaintance, a friend whom your wife does not like and with whom she absolutely would not want to communicate, go to meet him. Find a reason and a reason to meet with him. With a high probability, the wife will not even call you at this time. And especially not try to go with you. And yes, he will not call your friend, finding out if he has you or not. If you have parents, and your relationship is trusting enough – go "to them" or with them on some of their business. Adequate parents will cover up your meeting with your mistress.

Red cloud: “Listen that you are going to the garage to repair the car. Be sure to drive the car to the house of your mistress, that is, remove it from the garage. If the wife checks, then say repaired and tested (running) the car after repair.

Slavik: “If you need to say something to your wife, then you can say that a friend called and urgently asks to rearrange the battery on the car, since he has no one else to turn to except me.”

Gennady: “You can say that school friends called, invited to a meeting in another city. In five days I will be at home, I promise that I will often call. And you can still safely go to your mistress and take a break from your wife for five whole days.

But such tricks work when it comes to one date. For a full life for two families, more subtle maneuvers are needed.

Vlad Aleksandrovich: “In order to regularly go to your mistress, you must have a regular new hobby or interest. Tell your wife, for example, that you will occasionally go to football games with a friend on the weekends. Well, warn a friend to confirm this.

Poxynik: “Well, my husband went fishing with a friend. I did not check, because. trusted. And then it turned out that not with a friend, but with a girlfriend.

U7: “You need to visit your mistress regularly, so you won’t get off with one “excuse” here. You need to come up with an excuse so that it works constantly. For example: you bought a subscription to a fitness club, signed up for some courses, help a work colleague build a house, took an additional job besides the main one, etc. The ideal option is to “taxi” in your free time. And there will be time for a mistress, and the wife will be pleased that her husband takes care of the family, not sparing himself.

At the same time, some men admit that they are not going to leave for their mistresses, even despite a long-term relationship. If only because this woman already knows all his tricks, which means she will easily reveal his new betrayals.

Denis: “If a person loves cakes, then he does not have to live in a pastry shop. Moreover, if some pies are tired, you can always find another pastry shop. And a house is a house, a person is kept in it much more than a love for confectionery. And in general, such relationships are not productive. If a mistress becomes a wife, then you will never prove to her that you never cheat and that you have no other mistress.

Sergey58: “Because a mistress is good as long as she remains a mistress. If a man leaves his wife for a mistress, then the second will soon turn into a wife. And this is a different person. And he will again look for a mistress, and even an ex-wife can become one!