You can use your lunch break at work to grab a bite to eat, take a walk, and run a few errands. Or you can use those sixty minutes to the fullest and … have sex!<\/p>\n
According to one survey, 19% of men and 8% of women say they have had sex in the workplace. 85% of people reported fantasizing about having sex with a colleague, and 90% are glad they did. You're probably thinking: won't my boss find out? What if I don't make it back on time? Do I need to drive home for this to happen? How can I get away with having sex in a public place? Let's talk!<\/p>\n
Make sure you know the location of all the security cameras in the office so your little romance doesn't get caught on film. Surveillance equipment is usually located near entrances and exits, as well as in rooms where goods or other valuables are stored. Putting cameras in toilets is against the law, so it's usually a safe place.<\/p>\n
Dress in clothes that are quick to put on and take off and don't wrinkle. This will save you a lot of time.<\/p>\n
Choose a place away from prying eyes, where there are not many people. If you work close to each other, then just find a restroom in one of the offices. Let one of you enter first, and then come up with a code knock that the second one can enter. Too afraid to do it in the office? Get a hotel room between your jobs and meet there. You can always come back after work to get your portion of pleasure.<\/p>\n
Do not return to your table without freshening up. Be sure to check your clothing for "evidence" such as inside-out blouses and loose buttons. If you're planning on having sex in a public place, it's best to have a few toiletries on hand to help you clean up. Deodorant, mouthwash, comb, and hair product are a few essentials. Be sure to take a look in the mirror to prevent stains or hickeys before returning to work.<\/p>\n
If you get caught, just apologize and get back to work. Attempts to explain or justify can only aggravate the situation.<\/p>\n
Be prepared to have contraceptives, condoms and lube available depending on your needs. There are simple and discreet ways to store it all.<\/p>\n
Nothing puts a damper on the mood quite like a phone call from your boss asking why you haven't returned to your table yet, so make sure you time your date correctly. Set a timer on your phone.<\/p>\n