Four bosom friends – Sailor, Actor, Major and Dimati – after a long separation meet in a Moscow cafe to celebrate Major's birthday. This time they have cash to pay the waitress. And they will run around the city in search of money for a completely different reason. Major was kidnapped and demanding a ransom – a million euros.<\/p>\n
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Nat Cooper, hurt by the beauty of Christabel Abbott from his youth, after many years of separation, searches for his beloved. Christabel is still single and strikingly good-looking, but … inseparable from her rather unsympathetic companion June Figgs. Wanting to get rid of June, Nat looks for boyfriends for her, but hired lovers refuse to deal with her, even for money. Nat realizes June needs a drastic change of image. Fashionable hairstyle, competent make-up, wardrobe renewal – the result exceeded all expectations. When June gets out of his cocoon, Nat realizes that the girl of his dreams, Christabel, is not a beauty at all, but simply an ugly … Now he has a completely different genius of beauty …<\/p>\n
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A film about the misadventures of a group of funny and attractive young people. Za odny cydbonocnyyu noch, vo On Time kotopoy them ppixoditcya ppeodolet and pepezhit vcevozmozhnye katactpofy ppipodnogo and ctixiynogo ppoicxozhdeniya: actepoidy, cmepchi, zemletpyaceniya in obschem, vce chto obpyshivaetcya nA gopod and okazyvaetcya y nix nA astray, they are normally dolzhny packpyt chepedy tayn chtoby cpacti the world from total disruption.<\/p>\n
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The Russian super-agent – the strictly classified spy Shura Osechkin, aka SS Standartenfuehrer Olaf Shurenberg, selflessly and impudently conducts subversive activities at Hitler's headquarters. The war will soon end, and this is already clear to everyone except the fanatical Fuhrer and the suspicious M\u00fcller. Ordinary workers of the Reich have given up on everything for a long time, went into the lead and recklessly hang out in clubs. Schurenberg misses home and grows tomatoes in a secret greenhouse outside his home on 007 Strasse.<\/p>\n
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An imaginary island in the blue-blue Aegean Sea. Bizarre twisted rocks, snooty pebbles. And further – a mysterious green forest, primitive, as if in a dream. To the south of it is a village with hive huts. Its inhabitants are folk with funny customs. They live freely in the company of a domineering sow and a herd of her relatives, as well as a poet who can enchant the gods, and a beautiful daughter of an elder, for whom all centaurs go crazy. Time of action – long before the era of Homer …<\/p>\n
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Schoolgirl Masha, like many of us, believes that it is almost impossible to find real friends in our world. True love is an unattainable ideal, and, in general, miracles do not happen. This is probably why miracles begin to happen to her on New Year's Eve … She finds the magic nut Krakatuk, which takes the girl to an incredibly beautiful fairy-tale land. There her toys, Pinocchio and a teddy bear, become boys Borka and Mikhei, and the robot Gosha, presented by her parents for the New Year, becomes a real prince.<\/p>\n
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Kesha and Shishko travel to the capital of the 2014 Winter Olympics to participate in the extreme sexy reality show NO SEX. The host of the show is blonde Arabella. She will do everything in her power to make the loss sweet. It would seem that the result is a foregone conclusion. But the guys won't give up so easily!<\/p>\n
Kinopoisk rating:<\/strong> 2.633 (108 337 votes)<\/p>\n The love story of the inhabitants of Ukraine and Russia against the background of the real events of the Crimean spring of 2014.<\/p>\n Why give a chance:<\/strong> beautiful views of the Crimea, etc.<\/p>\n Kinopoisk rating:<\/strong> 2.516 (13 901 votes)<\/p>\n Something in between The Vampire Diaries and The Scarlet Flower. The student Polina, by chance, is drawn into a mysterious world on the other side of reality. The girl is pursued not only by a mysterious flower, but also by a mysterious stranger.<\/p>\n Why give a chance:<\/strong> if you liked the teenage paranormal sagas, you will master the film.<\/p>\n Kinopoisk rating:<\/strong> 1.461 (12 766 votes)<\/p>\n A group of young people are going to a party, not suspecting that their party will turn into a zombie escape.<\/p>\n Why give a chance:<\/strong> only if you really, really love zombies and the tAtU group, whose soloist is starring.<\/p>\n Kinopoisk rating:<\/strong> 1.33 (48 621 votes)<\/p>\n Internet star bloggers – Ivangai, Maryana Ro and Sasha Spielberg – were hacked by an unknown virus and turned into their animated copies. The guys must escape from the virtual maze before the computer turns off.<\/p>\n Why give a chance:<\/strong> we love Sasha, so at least for that. Well, look at Ivangai: after his two-year absence from the Internet, we are not sure whether he really existed.<\/p>\n Kinopoisk rating:<\/strong> 1.111 (46,962 votes)<\/p>\n A remake of the old Soviet classics with a modern twist.<\/p>\n Why give a chance:<\/strong> this is the worst film in the list of Russian and, possibly, in the world – even the worst film on IMDb has a higher rating. Such a sin for experience is not to see.<\/p>\n IMDb rating:<\/strong> 2.2 (51,054 votes)<\/p>\n The legendary Mask returns ten years later to fall into the hands of the son of cartoonist Tim Avery.<\/p>\n Why give a chance:<\/strong> a cute dog constantly flickers in the frame.<\/p>\n IMDb rating:<\/strong> 2.0 (35,438 votes)<\/p>\n Friends-students decided to throw a party on the island where the ancient Evil slept. Now they will have to fight invincible zombies.<\/p>\n Why give a chance:<\/strong> if you don't like horror films because they are too scary, watch this one – you won't be scared.<\/p>\n IMDb rating:<\/strong> 1.9 (29,430 votes)<\/p>\n Toddlers fight an insidious villain-media mogul, who through television and satellite networks seeks to take over the minds of children.<\/p>\n Why give a chance:<\/strong> adult-speaking babies are not particularly funny, but if you are looking for a horror movie for the evening, this is it.<\/p>\n The worst comedy featuring Adam Sandler, Twins So Different, follows an ad agency employee, Jack, and his quirky twin sister, Jill (originally titled Jack & Jill). Even the presence of Al Pacino and Johnny Depp did not save the film from failure. Critics were not stingy in negative assessments, because a comedy, by definition, should be funny! Others accused the director of not bringing anything original to the film, but only reworking Sandler's early gags and stuffing the tape with ads. The picture set an absolute record, having received 10 (!) Golden Raspberry awards. Jack and Jill is sure to be the worst movie of the decade.<\/p>\n In 1992, director Martin Brest conquered Hollywood with Scent of a Woman starring Al Pacino. But 11 years later, the director gave out an absurd banal, in which Al Pacino appeared along with Christopher Walken. The media actively followed the production of the romantic comedy Gigli, as actors Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were dating at the time. As soon as the tape was released, there were negative responses from film journalists. The weak script and the hack of the actors, the lack of humor in the so-called “comedy” brought the film 6 Golden Raspberry awards.<\/p>\n Fantastic tape by Edward Wood Jr. “Plan 9 from outer space” is traditionally included in any anti-ratings. The story is as follows: aliens want to save the Universe from stupid earthlings who can accidentally blow up the Sun. The government is going to confront the aliens, but they land on Earth and revive the dead. The picture was parodied more than once in other science fiction tapes, and was also mentioned in the TV series “The X-Files”. The anti-masterpiece was criticized for its stupid plot, theatricality, and incomprehensible scenery. The tape received “Golden Turkey” in the category “Worst Film of All Time”.<\/p>\n The sequel to the original Exorcist was so unfortunate that it made the list of the worst films in history. William Friedkin, the director of the now iconic Exorcist, was outraged by the creation of John Boorman. Friedkin called The Exorcist 2: The Heretic the worst film in history. To his own annoyance, Friedkin stated that the sequel diminishes the significance of the original film. Later, the director stated: “This tape was created by a crazy mind.” Ennio Morricone's music did not fit into the project with unsuccessful special effects, weak plot and unconvincing acting.<\/p>\n A Marvel comic adapted for the screen by producer George Lucas! The very idea of \u200b\u200bdisplaying a huge mouthful duck, which leads a rock and roll lifestyle and flirts with girls, is obliged to put the poor viewer into a stupor. Critic's words: “Where have you seen such stupid people for whom this movie was filmed?”<\/p>\n A wretched, vulgar and cheap fairy tale that never crawls out of the charts of clinical cinematographic trash. The critic's words: “I have seen a lot of bad things in my life, but I have to admit that this is the most hopeless bottom.”<\/p>\n The leader of the anti-rating of the Empire newsreel, and not only him. However, what to describe there, you yourself probably saw all this homoeroticism with clowns and still cannot forgive yourself for this. Critic's words: “I saw X-rays of the colon, which looked prettier than the one shot by director Schumacher.”<\/p>\n The favorite of the Russians, a hermetic thriller with psychic Sergei Pakhomov in the title role. Few people have seen this film, but many talk about it all the time, which makes “Elephant” akin to the Dutch “Human Centipede”. In reality, this is a deep humiliation of a coprophilic art house, having mastered it before the final credits, you will either kill yourself, or become tolerant of anything. What ordinary Russian viewers wrote: “Look at this shit just to make sure once again how these people hate our army, our country, our people. Everything has been done to defile and level us all and the country in which we live with * .<\/p>\n Kinopoisk rating – 2.612 IMDb rating – 3.10<\/strong><\/p>\n 2011 Vanya Belov dreams of returning to Russia, but the criminal past of his family makes itself felt. He does not want to follow in the footsteps of his father, but circumstances force him to break the law for the sake of honor, for the sake of love. Father is gone, but Ivan is still alive. This means that the Brigade will be revived.<\/p>\n What's bad<\/strong>: only the title remains of the original series in the film. Sasha Bely performed by Sergei Bezrukov is not here. Well, it is, however, it is drawn in 3DMax.<\/p>\n There is no great soundtrack here, but there is Ivan Makarevich, whose hero does two things – hysterics and beats himself in the chest.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n America has been chosen as the scene of action, so do not be surprised that everyone speaks Russian without an accent. Remember the show was famous for its cool action scenes? Forget it, Brigade: The Heir apparent doesn't have them, even with a $ 6 million budget.<\/p>\n Kinopoisk rating – 2.753 IMDb rating – 2.40<\/strong><\/p>\n Royal treasures are in the hands of the cruel Cardinal Mazarin. Who will save the queen? Only the brave children of the former hero-musketeers, Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan. The young brave men will have to save the kingdom, and their brave fathers – the famous French four – will help them in this.<\/p>\n Why is it bad<\/strong>: our directors love to bury their favorite Soviet films. The plot is bursting at the seams already in the first minutes, the actors, both old school and new – absolutely replay everything. The fights are staged mediocre, they would fit some parody of the Musketeers, but not a continuation. The creators did not do without vulgarity: the heroes and their opponents are not ashamed of foul language.<\/p>\n And the title theme of the film can be given the title of “worst soundtrack”. From the work of Alexandre Dumas, only characters remained.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Kinopoisk rating – 1.361 IMDb rating – 1.70<\/strong><\/p>\n Two provincial TV men dream of fame, wealth and women. Suddenly, a brilliant idea comes to their immature minds – to launch a reality show, the participants of which will compete for Kolchak's gold on the air. One problem – the participants have to find gold on their own. It doesn't matter what and how they will get to the coveted gold, because it will be “big fun!”<\/p>\n Why is it bad<\/strong>: the film is a solid allusion (plagiarism) to the American comedy “Rat Race”.<\/p>\n They took the concept from the original, but forgot the sense of humor.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n There is nothing to laugh at, except that you are a lover of bearded vulgar jokes. Things about alcohol, unconventional sex and excrement are the norm for this picture. And from the play of humorists you want to cry. If you want to watch this domestic masterpiece – take a look at the trailer for the film, and your masochistic desire will disappear.<\/p>\n A group of girls at the prestigious University of Miami are gearing up for a big day. Ahead is the FHM magazine competition for the coolest student society. The prize is a magazine cover and a party. The young ladies have every chance – the undisputed leader of society, Victoria has gathered a company to match herself: all are beautiful, stylish and from the wealthiest families. But while everyone else is dreaming about the cover, Victoria comes up with a cunning plan for how to benefit from all this for herself.<\/p>\n Sources used and useful links on the topic: https:\/\/fishki.net\/1968266-15-hudshih-filmov-vmesto-prosmotra-kotoryh-luchshe-umeret.html<\/a> https:\/\/www.ellegirl.ru\/articles\/do-prosmotra -szhech-20-khudshikh-filmov-vsekh-vremen \/<\/a> https:\/\/www.kinoafisha.info\/articles\/10-hydshih-filmov\/<\/a> https:\/\/www.MaximOnline.ru\/guide\/cinema\/_article\/worst-films -ever \/<\/a> https:\/\/kanobu.ru\/articles\/desyat-hudshih-rossijskih-filmov-365932\/<\/a><\/p>\nDevil Flower (2010)<\/h2>\n
Zombie Holidays<\/h2>\n
Hack Bloggers (2016)<\/h2>\n
Prisoner of the Caucasus! (2014)<\/h2>\n
Son of the Mask (2005)<\/h2>\n
House of the Dead (2003)<\/h2>\n
Superkids: Prodigies 2 (2004)<\/h2>\n
so different twins<\/h2>\n
Gigli<\/h2>\n
Plan 9 from open space<\/h2>\n
The Exorcist 2: The Heretic<\/h2>\n
Howard the Duck (1986)<\/h2>\n
Troll 2 (1990)<\/h2>\n
Batman & Robin (1997)<\/h2>\n
Green elephant, 1999<\/h2>\n
Brigade: Heir (2012)<\/h2>\n
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Return of the Musketeers (2008)<\/h2>\n
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Big laugh! (2012)<\/h2>\n
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Chocolate covered blonde (rating: 1.5).<\/h2>\n
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